M’ha arribat aquest mail, potser ja l’heu rebut, que amb un parell de vaques il·lustra l’espoli fiscal. Ara que la mamella no raja, que estem en època de vaques magres, es fàcil concloure que a Espanya hi perdem bous i esquelles.

L’economia espanyola explicada amb dues vaques

Economia Basca: Tu tens dues vaques. Les munys. Et prens la llet que necessites i envies la que et sobra a Madrid.

Economia Catalana: Tu tens dues vaques. Les munys. Envies tota la llet a Madrid i ells et tornen la quantitat que creuen convenient (la quantitat l’has de pactar cada tres o quatre anys).

Economia Valenciana: Tu tens dues vaques. Et vens les vaques, requalifiques el prat on pasturaven i hi construeixes un bloc d’apartaments. Creus que amb els diners podràs comprar tota la llet que vulguis, però com els apartaments no es venen ni regalats et porten la llet des de Madrid.

Economia Extremenya: Tu tens dues vaques… i creus que si no fos pels catalans en podries tenir tres.

Economia Andalusa: Tu tens dos toros. Com els toros no es poden munyir, t’esperes al bar fins que t’enviïn la llet des de Madrid.

Economia Gallega: Tu tens dues vaques, una és la teva dona i l’altra està subvencionada per Brussel·les.

Economia Madrilenya: Per què vols tenir cap vaca si a Madrid arriba la millor llet d’Espanya?

22 thoughts on “L’ECONOMIA ESPANYOLA

  1. Your stirfry always looks so yummy! I think it’s the baby corn. I’m a sucker for baby corn. Mondays are definitely the worst. I’ve decided once I get through the morning, though, I’m pretty good to go. I’m ready for the weekend, though!

  2. Et bien dans ce cas là, faisons l’inverse. Baissons le smic à500€, supprimons tous les fonctionnaires en mettant des entreprises privées àla place pour faire le travail, supprimons les allocations et toutes les aides et tout sera au mieux dans le meilleur des mondes.

  3. Luigi Capone scrive:Complimenti per l’analisi. A unc erto punto, leggendo, ho riflettuto sulla figura di Ulisse e come ben ricordo Dante nella commedia definì la sua audacia come “folle volo”. Non è che abbiamo bisogno di questo? Non è che siamo diventati un paese che cerca di misurare la felicità in spread? Può ridursi tutto ad un calcolo matematico? Se così fosse avrei motivo di credere che davvero non siamo più Italiani ( e mi ci metto in mezzo anch’io ) ma come giustamente ti interrogavi, Italioti.

  4. Hey very cool website!! Man .. Beautiful .. Superb .. I will bookmark your website and take the feeds additionally…I am happy to seek out a lot of helpful info here within the put up, we want develop more strategies in this regard, thanks for sharing.

  5. I am going to check this book out ASAP! I recently read another book where the hero was deaf and misunderstood by everyone until the right lady came along and changed his world and I loved it. It is such a real disability with real issues that makes a deaf person the ultimate underdog. And I love when the underdog wins! I already expect this to be a favorite! [email protected]

  6. 'By co-authoring the 1970 Scientific American article, Cavalli-Sforza helped initiate a process with long-lasting consequences.'Hmmm Lippmann was tearing into tests as early as 1922 with 5 articles in the the New Republic and the US army stopped testing after WW1. Sorokins 1928 chapter was probably the last time the issue could be put to the public . however according to 'The IQ controversy the media and public policy' scientific balance of opinion is that is that Jensen was right. They just don't say so openly.

  7. Heard that the problem resulted from the fact that Springsteen started the concert later than the time stated for it to begin…like maybe 45 minutes late. Perhaps Sir Paul should have asked the 60,000 people back to his place to finish up the concert!!!

  8. What is it the kids were saying recently? Yeah…. “OH, SNAP!”I like and will use as frequently as possible the line that PSM offered on facebook when he commented on gun control and this muzzle stuffer idea that at the time the 2A was penned private individuals were allowed to and indeed did own heavily armed frigates that were handy for destroying cities.I want my Sixth Rate. NOW!

  9. I got stopped by the cops for a light window tinting in the front side windows because ” it’s against the law”. I have a Doctors prescription for clear window tinting UV. But I can’t find it anywhere. the police are cracking down on window tinting - how can you stay in business?

Your Message...Your name *...Your email *...Your website...

Deixa un comentari

L'adreça electrònica no es publicarà.

*